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Strikeout 

A Strikeout is possibly one of the most brilliant and best ways to get totally inebriated. The person in question must have ready a fully loaded Bong, a shot of his or her favourite liquor, and a pint of his or her favourite Beer.

The person in question then lights the bowl, takes a nice, long bong hit, then puts the bong down. While holding the weed smoke in, the person proceeds to take the shot of liquor back and then chugs the beer back. After they finish the beer, they exhale the weed smoke.
Guy #1: Man, what a sick party last night eh?
Guy #2: Yeah man, did you see us all doing those Strikeouts? It was so sick!
Guy #1: Dude, I was doing them with you! They must have fucked you up beyong belief
Guy #2: Hells yeah
Strikeout by Fraser August 29, 2006

facebook stakeout

the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.
a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.

strikeout 

as seen in the 2006 movie "beerfest", you take a hit (weed), chug a beer, take a shot, and blow out the smoke
a strikeout will FUCK you up...
strikeout by sexy ukrainian August 27, 2006

Down Syndrome Strikeout

when two homosexual boys with down syndrome sit on a couch by a warm cozy fire and take turns giving each other oral sex then all of a sudden one of them unexpectedly shoves the other boys entire ball sack in his mouth and gnaws the stretched skin off and swallows it whole then rips off his own testicles and wedges them inside of his asshole then takes his hand and slaps himself across the face then yells at the other boy in laughter and excitement"STRIKE THREE I'M OUT" then jumps into the fireplace. The other boy crys in agony because he knows he was defeated by a true champion.
Sebastian- I wonder what people with Down Syndrome do with there free time.

Derrik- They play Down Syndrome Strikeout

Sebastian- Whats that like retard baseball?

Derrik- Lets just say the two are quite similar.

The Stakeout Method 

(noun) A method for getting a person that you think is attractive to notice you
Person 1: "How are you gonna get that sexy sorority girl in our English class to notice you?"
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.
(v) To alter ones daily habits such that your physical location collides with the physical location of a person you wish to have sex with. See "The Stakeout Method" for more information
Person 1: "So how did you meet your girlfriend?"
Person 2: "I did the stakeout outside of her office everyday and casually walked in the same direction as her until she noticed me."
Stakeout by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015