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stark

bender who looks like shrek and always says UR MAW he is a dumfuk and supports the shittest team ever (pars)and is gay with scott
ur almost as gay as stark
not possible stark is the gayest muthafuka around
by Fraser February 28, 2005
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turbo data weasel

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.
Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.
by Fraser January 5, 2005
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beansnap

1) A nice, quick handjob, given for the sole satisfaction of the male, the main goal being to snap one off quickly before leaving and not calling the girl back.

2) Used as part of a rugby cheer. The definition is the same as above, and is used in combination to form a rugby cheer of unheard of proportions
1) Man, I got my beansnapped by Shantzy's sister last night, it was intense!!

2) RUGGER, RUGGER, RUGGER, BEANSNAP!!
by Fraser March 18, 2008
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Billy Bong Thornton

Billy Bong Thornton was the name of the hooka used in the movie Half Baked. This beautiful hooka was only used when all four friends; Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface, were getting high together. With this hooka came a smoking ritual in which Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface all removed their shoes in order to smoke.
Thurgood: Dope has arrived fellas, crank out Billy Bong Thornton
Scarface and Brian: YEA!!
Brian: Ohhh, Billy, good to see you man!
Thurgood: Shoe's off!
by Fraser January 8, 2006
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skeezer

Term used by a large black man on Jerry Springer to describe a fat, ugly trailer trash female who was banging her newphew
Black Guy - "You a dirty Skeezer!"
Crowd - "SKEEZER! SKEEZER! SKEEZER!"
by Fraser November 18, 2004
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Led Zeppelin

Led Zeppelin is the Greatest Band in the History of the world.

The Amazing Vocals of Robert Plant, The Killer Riffs of Jimmy Page, The Rhythmic Bass of John Paul Jones, and The Pounding Drums of John Bonham are still unparalleled today.

With songs like Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, Thank You, Gallows Pole, Stairway to Heaven, The Song Remains the Same, Kashmir, Ten Years Gone, Tea for One and In The Evening, Led Zeppelin made its was to the top of the Music Industry and remains there today. With epics like Achillies Last Stand and In My Time Of Dying, Zep showed just how amazing they were.

Bands today cannot even begin to fathom the greatness that Led Zeppelin achieved. They are, and Always will be, the Greatest Band Of All Time
"Lyin', cheatin', hurtin, that's all you seem to do.
Messin' around with every guy in town,
Puttin' me down for thinkin' of someone new.
Always the same, playin' your game,
Drive me insane, trouble is gonna come to you,
One of these days and it won't be long,
You'll look for me but baby, I'll be gone.
This is all I gotta say to you woman"

Led Zeppelin - Your Time is Gonna Come
by Fraser October 24, 2004
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Vespa Platinum

A Girl that you would fuck, and only tell a few people, usually best friends.
Guy 1: Ya, I'd do her, but I prolly wouldn't tell anyone.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.
by Fraser December 2, 2004
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