Fraser's definitions

stark

bender who looks like shrek and always says UR MAW he is a dumfuk and supports the shittest team ever (pars)and is gay with scott

ur almost as gay as stark
not possible stark is the gayest muthafuka around

by Fraser February 28, 2005

turbo data weasel

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.

Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.

by Fraser January 5, 2005

beansnap

1) A nice, quick handjob, given for the sole satisfaction of the male, the main goal being to snap one off quickly before leaving and not calling the girl back.

2) Used as part of a rugby cheer. The definition is the same as above, and is used in combination to form a rugby cheer of unheard of proportions

1) Man, I got my beansnapped by Shantzy's sister last night, it was intense!!

2) RUGGER, RUGGER, RUGGER, BEANSNAP!!

by Fraser March 18, 2008

skeezer

Term used by a large black man on Jerry Springer to describe a fat, ugly trailer trash female who was banging her newphew

Black Guy - "You a dirty Skeezer!"
Crowd - "SKEEZER! SKEEZER! SKEEZER!"

by Fraser November 18, 2004

Billy Bong Thornton

Billy Bong Thornton was the name of the hooka used in the movie Half Baked. This beautiful hooka was only used when all four friends; Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface, were getting high together. With this hooka came a smoking ritual in which Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface all removed their shoes in order to smoke.

Thurgood: Dope has arrived fellas, crank out Billy Bong Thornton
Scarface and Brian: YEA!!
Brian: Ohhh, Billy, good to see you man!
Thurgood: Shoe's off!

by Fraser January 8, 2006

Vespa

1) A vehicle that you will drive, but tell no one that you do

2) Someone that you would fuck, but not tell anyone you did

1) I don't drive a Vespa!

2) Sure, I'll fuck you, you damn Vespa

by Fraser November 13, 2004

Vespa Platinum

A Girl that you would fuck, and only tell a few people, usually best friends.

Guy 1: Ya, I'd do her, but I prolly wouldn't tell anyone.
Guy 2: Naw, She's a Vespa Platinum, I'd tell a few people.

by Fraser December 2, 2004