The biggest like-whore on the internet. Posts demented pictures of dying children and disabled people with the sole mission of getting likes and subscriptions to make money. He is hated by many people on the internet who continually wage war against him and his barbaric pictures. He must be banned from the internet.
"Hey, did you see that picture of the child with Progeria on your news feed?"
"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."
"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."
by KiillZemAwll August 11, 2012
The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.
"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."
by BobbyGoodrapes March 23, 2014
A stuffed animal that a child has been sleeping with every night for years to the point that it is now encrusted with spit and snot.
by 531 December 8, 2010
When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.
Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.
Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.
Employee: He took $1.37
Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.
Employee: He took $1.37
by rekrap March 19, 2011
A mesh of which your friends and/or families detest, and would rather replace with iron stiffed mesh.
Person 1: Hey, I wasted your diamonds to make some diamond stiffed mesh, and ended up getting more diamonds that it cost to make it!
Person 2: Commit soup on side idot
Person 2: Commit soup on side idot
by diamond>iron January 30, 2019
when you are sitting in your desk in class and you get a boner, or when you get a boner in class so you sit down at your desk to help hide it.
by sprainter August 27, 2015
A strong-alcoholic-beverage serving dat you order at a bar in steamed reaction to your having been unpaid/underpaid for one or more goods or services dat you'd supplied.
I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt dat was owed him. Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.
by QuacksO November 1, 2023