stiffgoat 

Acronym for Fag Of Tits

"You are such a stiffgoat!"

"You Fag of Tits! Go visit stiffgoat.com!"

stiffgoat by holger2007 December 14, 2006

stiffated 

For a person to be frustated with constantly having a stiff penis and not having sex.

He was stiffated because his girlfriend always refuse to have sex.

stiffated by travilist180 December 7, 2020

Stiffocated 

When during the act of fellatio the giver chokes/struggles for breath; caused usually by either party (or both at same time) being a little too enthusiastic during their performance

Eve was so into it that she nearly stiffocated

Stiffocated by Stringer Bill April 24, 2017

Stifflocated 

Injury or damage to the erect penis caused by a full power thrust onto a solid body part of the receiver (eg buttock) or other unintended location.

Not to be confused with stiffocated.

She was riding me so hard and fast but I couldn't enjoy it as I was too worried about it slipping out and getting stifflocated.

Stifflocated by Cavedog September 6, 2019

Stiffott 

The name given to the last person online on your facebook online friends list, often late at night.

If the stiffott remains online because of a conversation via Facebook messenger that has ran over normal bedtimes and you are also his/her Stiffott it can be said that you are 'Stiffotting'.

Can also be used as a term for feeling uncomfortable ie 'i was at the party and I didnt know anyone, i felt like a total stiffott'.

"Laura is such a stiffott, I woke up in the night and she was still online, we were stiffotting till about 4 in the morning. who knows when a stiffott sleeps"?

Stiffott by fil dunne March 4, 2009