A very lanky woman who is very uncoordinated, and also talks extremely fast to the point that your ears feel like they are going to melt.
Damn did u catch what she just said? Hell no that girl talks way to fast. She is definately a stiff.
by franken dude December 07, 2013

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1. Lame
2. Loser
3. Bum
4. Clown
5. Senseless
6. Wack
1. That guy is so stiff in basketball
2. That fool's clothes are so stiff.
3. _____ was so stiff trying to make a move on my sister.
by Stiff Guy January 19, 2009

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A form of confrontation in which 2 or more individuals engage in a short struggle or argument, often resulting in awkward moments thereafter.
At the frat party, there was a little stiff in between Joe and Rachelynn after Joe supposedly was flirting with her sister.
by Lake39 January 22, 2017

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A term used for stuck up females. They never answer your calls, they ignore your text messages and they have you added on Facebook but don't acknowledge or say nothing to you when they see you out in the public eye unless you say HEY first. Attention whores who give no "PLAY" to only boost up their own low self-esteem by allowing the guy to endlessly chase them with no hopes of ever building a REAL friendship/relationship. The type of chick that will give out her number when you ask for it just for the hell of it to mislead the guy and to boost her own morale. These females are usually damaged-goods. They've been hurt in the past, and they usually have a lot of male friends.
Rambo: (Texting some girl who hasn't been replying back to his text message lately) "Man Cornelius, these hoes be acting stiff."

Cornelius: "They be acting stiff Rambo?" (Not an actual question, but almost like agreeing). "I told you these hoes ain't worth your time man, delete her number, leave them alone, they're nothing but attention whores who just want to mentally build themselves up."
by Rambooooo March 20, 2013

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Top/head or brain to give or receive.
She said she gave me stiff I never touched that bi*h
by Young Zammy July 05, 2017

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A customer, usually at a restaurant or casino, that refuses to tip after being serviced.
I gave that guy top-notch service but made nothing 'cuz he was a total stiff.
by J. Lebowski January 19, 2010

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British word for Cigarette
“Ay! Can I borrow a stiff?”
“No problem, just promise you'll quit smoking stiffs soon.”
by Chairhandler1 July 27, 2015

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