look up any word, like bae:
1. Lame
2. Loser
3. Bum
4. Clown
5. Senseless
6. Wack
1. That guy is so stiff in basketball
2. That fool's clothes are so stiff.
3. _____ was so stiff trying to make a move on my sister.
by Stiff Guy January 19, 2009
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A term used for stuck up females. They never answer your calls, they ignore your text messages and they have you added on Facebook but don't acknowledge or say nothing to you when they see you out in the public eye unless you say HEY first. Attention whores who give no "PLAY" to only boost up their own low self-esteem by allowing the guy to endlessly chase them with no hopes of ever building a REAL friendship/relationship. The type of chick that will give out her number when you ask for it just for the hell of it to mislead the guy and to boost her own morale. These females are usually damaged-goods. They've been hurt in the past, and they usually have a lot of male friends.
Rambo: (Texting some girl who hasn't been replying back to his text message lately) "Man Cornelius, these hoes be acting stiff."

Cornelius: "They be acting stiff Rambo?" (Not an actual question, but almost like agreeing). "I told you these hoes ain't worth your time man, delete her number, leave them alone, they're nothing but attention whores who just want to mentally build themselves up."
by Rambooooo March 20, 2013
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A customer, usually at a restaurant or casino, that refuses to tip after being serviced.
I gave that guy top-notch service but made nothing 'cuz he was a total stiff.
by J. Lebowski January 19, 2010
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A very lanky woman who is very uncoordinated, and also talks extremely fast to the point that your ears feel like they are going to melt.
Damn did u catch what she just said? Hell no that girl talks way to fast. She is definately a stiff.
by franken dude December 07, 2013
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A boner, or in other words the hard you have on.
Every time I see her I get a stiff.
by Judge dredd7 June 01, 2011
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1.When that cream shooter in your pants inlarges, arises, and hardens drastically.
My sister ran to the store and left me home with her friend from school. I had been stiff all weekend so I went to go shoot a load, and my sisters friend overheard me moaning in my room. She walked into the room and immediately started feeling on herself. She then walked over to me and removed my shirt and began licking my chest. I tried to backdown, but then she took off my briefs and started caressing my nuts. Then when she got on her knees I knew exactly what she was craving. I whipped out my 11 inch pole and implied my willingness to allow her giving me a blowjob. Her lips swam on my meat for a while and after that she removed her clothes. 'GOOD THING I WAS STIFF'i thought.
by garrrett January 07, 2008
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50's slang, no longer commonly used..
"i can just see the phony bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs" (salinger 17)
by pbbt September 25, 2007
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