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stick bag 

When your scrotum sticks to your leg.
I got a narr case of stick bag
stick bag by tontis August 25, 2009

bag of sticks 

That kid is such a bag of sticks, look at what he's doing!
bag of sticks by Matt Berard March 7, 2016

Slut Bag McFuck Stick 

The worlds funnest girl to be around but the worlds biggest tease she actually has a set of guy friends that she hangs out with and teases. but she gose to random partys at diffrent areas and hooks up with random people she carries possible cases of the clap and other shitty STI's.
person 1: dude i think the chick you guys hang out with all the time wants me?

Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....

Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!

Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.

Everyone: me too!!!!!!

person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.

person 4: well ill take one for the team.....

Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.

Bag of Sticks 

Old Irish saying, meaning you feel like shit, unwell.
Man, I'm feeling like a bag of sticks right now.
Bag of Sticks by John Paul the Pope February 13, 2020

empty carrots-bag on a stick 

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

Stinky Bagpipe 

When a man has anal sex and immediately receives oral sex. This gives the cock/balls combo the appearance of a stinky bagpipe.
Last night i let my girl taste the stinky bagpipe.
Stinky Bagpipe by Jed Kubisch August 18, 2009