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Chet Steadman 

The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.
Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.
Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008
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Steradent Soother 

That fizzy feeling that a gent gets while receiving horatio from a more mature lady who has just relocated her dentures after a soak in Steradent. Aka Fizzy Jizzy
Roger gasped as Granny Smiths gums tickled his musket like popping candy. Afterwards he asked where she learned her wonderful technique. "That's not technique " she replied. "That's a Steradent Soother"
Steradent Soother by assmasta February 19, 2015

steadmanized 

A man who is basically overshadowed by his female partner. People know that he exists, but could care less about him.
Dan used to receive a lot of press about his career, now that he's dating that uber famous movie star, he's been steadmanized. Where is he anyway? Who cares?
steadmanized by Bryce King October 7, 2008

Steadmania 

When everyone around you all of a sudden turns into a bunch of Steadmans; A rare disorder scene only a small amount in the history of the world.
I was walking down the street and all of a sudden I was hit with a case of Steadmania, everyone around me became total assholes.
Steadmania by Jos. A. Bank June 23, 2010

steadman 

n.
1. a man joined in a long-term, heterosexual, monogamous relationship to a woman without being married to her, often due to the woman's desire to hold off on matrimony (sometimes indefinitely).
2. an unmarried male spouse
My steadman and I have been together for 13 years and that's four times as long as my parents were married!
steadman by Angela Carrington August 30, 2005

Steadman 

Someone who is an asshole for no apparent reason; A highly unliked character. One who fails to realize they have no friends; Someone who lives a shower-deprived life.
Mike, stop being an asshole, you're turning into a Steadman.
Steadman by Jos. A. Bank June 23, 2010
THE BEST PERSON EVER. Shes a texan whos so BAD ASS.
I LOVE YOU SHERADIN
Sheradin by ayyeeasian June 28, 2011