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Steadman 

Someone who is an asshole for no apparent reason; A highly unliked character. One who fails to realize they have no friends; Someone who lives a shower-deprived life.
Mike, stop being an asshole, you're turning into a Steadman.
Steadman by Jos. A. Bank June 23, 2010

steadman 

1.) n. Man who makes less than his spouse.
2.) n. Man who is outshined by his spouse's accomplishments.
You better ask for a raise, you don't want to be a steadman.
steadman by andywebs September 17, 2005

Steadman 

A older man who is not married to his partner, but is too old to be referred to as a boyfriend.

As in Oprah and Steadman.
I went to dinner with my mom and her steadman the other day. He's very cool.
Steadman by wordhawk January 22, 2011

Steadman 

A man who dates a woman for a long period of time (usually 5+ years), with no intention of marrying her.

Named after Oprah's long term partner, Steadman.
A: "Mary and Adam have been together for 7 years"
B: "Wow! That long? When are they getting married?"

A: "Never. Adam can't commit. He's a Steadman."
Steadman by Pseudonyme937261 September 8, 2020

Steadman 

Someone, usually female but can be male, who cheats at card games like snap and go fish, even when theres no wager at stake.
Shes a steadman, dont play cards with her!
Steadman by Smurfenhiem June 5, 2020

Chet Steadman 

The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.
Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.
Chet Steadman by Ebenezer Scrotum February 7, 2008