Scott Sterling 

The Man. The Myth. The Legend

Scott Sterling's impeccable use of his face to block oncoming balls truly underscores his status as the man, the myth, the legend.

Scott Sterling by KokoroAkechi June 25, 2016

stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars

Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!

stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

Kushner shit smelling face 

That face that Jared Kushner makes which conveys a sneering superiority but looks as though he is smelling shit.

The Kushner shit smelling face is a defense against his own inferiority.

Kushner shit smelling face by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

pen stealing 

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.

"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."

pen stealing by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013

spelling 

A lost art.

wuht ish teh speling tset? O_o

spelling by JiaXue November 1, 2003

lemon stealing whores 

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

lemon stealing whores by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

Sterling Archer 

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".

Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.

Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.

Sterling Archer by The Danger Zone August 8, 2012