A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.
Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?
I got my dumpling steamed!
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?
I got my dumpling steamed!
by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010
While spooning naked, when she lets out a fart against your balls and they vibrate into a steamy treat.
That was the best sleep over ever! In the middle of the night I woke up when I felt the vibration of steamed dumplings when she farted against my junk.
by hec.tor September 27, 2021
by The custard kid July 14, 2018
In an alternate universe where Bruce Almighty uses his god-like powers to become a mass pot dealer instead of taking on the soul crushing duty of playing the lord, he takes a nap instead of answering all the prayer emails on his computer after steaming a phattie.
by Jamesfrancosdog July 31, 2021
When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.
by SoyUnSombrero July 27, 2016
Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!
by Chogan2020 September 9, 2020
by Samuel Clams. July 13, 2014