oscillating 

When your trying to decide between different options... Kind of like an oscillating fan going back and forth, back and forth...

Tomorrow, maybe we can go to home depot or maybe bed bath beyond... I don't know yet, I'm still oscillating...

oscillating by Linda H November 25, 2007

oscillating 

a substitute for the word awesome. Used out of necessity when the elderly and reality television stars were taking all of our affirmative adjectives.

'did you see how sam and liss beat up those elephants?'
'hell yeah, it was the most oscillating thing i've ever seen happen in a zoo!'

oscillating by Liss December 16, 2004

Oscillating 

What happened to Prince Harry’s penis.

Prince Harry: my penis was oscillating

Oscillating by I fucking hate prince harry January 21, 2023

oscillating motorboat 

to bend a females legs up by her head and then motorboat her vagina

i motorboated your sister last night,

oh yeah, i just finished an oscillating motorboat on your mum

oscillating motorboat by stowsy ;) June 11, 2011

Oscillating Potcham Effect

Often likened to Karma, this is the rare linking of two peoples fortunes (or karma) so that when one is up, the other is down. Often in context of sexual exploits or progress with the opposite sex. Often refered to as the OP Effect.

Guy 1: Mate, i am totalling experiencing the OP Effect!!
Guy 2: ahhh the ol Oscillating Potcham Effect
Guy 3: Gutted boyo, you are never gunna get laid now!!

Oscillating Potcham Effect by allen smith-jones February 20, 2009

oscillating facial 

when one is railing the mouth of a female cum dumpster and when he is about to ejaculate on her face, he grabs his oscillating fan and he blows his load in the fan shooting cum droplets all over her face.

Last night that random girl from the bar told me i could do what ever i wanted, so I gave her a much needed oscillating facial.

oscillating facial by PDBHSL August 30, 2010

Oscillating Mud Sausage 

The act of passing a piece of shit between two peoples asses back and forth for an indefinite amount of time or until it breaks apart or drops on the ground or just totally disintegrates.

Damn I was watching Devin and Adam perform the oscillating mud sausage but Adam clenched too hard and it broke!

I'm so sad, me and Ross were going for the world record attempt at the oscillating mud sausage but I dropped it on accident after just two hours!

Oscillating Mud Sausage by Jew_God February 1, 2018