by Lulu109 July 1, 2011
When toilet paper is carefully placed on the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump, see force soil, so as to minimalise loud embarassing noises and splash back.
by dj_derek March 5, 2003
noun- One who, when defecating in a stall, tries to be unseen and unheard either due to embarassment or for the adrenaline rush. See stealth bomb(noun) and stealth bombing (verb)
Erik: I know Todd is in there.. I can smell it. I hear him holding it back but some farts come out.. but I can't see his feet?
Ramit: Oh..they are raised up under the stall.... he's a stealth bomber.
Erik: Ah...
Ramit: Oh..they are raised up under the stall.... he's a stealth bomber.
Erik: Ah...
by Rudy Ratrace October 21, 2005
A stealth bomber is a rarely practiced sexual act in which one partner deficates into a camoflauge condom and ties it on the open end, thereby creating a semi rigid striking tool. The partners (or group, if so desired) then take turns striking each other in the face with the excrement-stuffed condom until it bursts.
"Bro, Cindy and I did the stealth bomber last night. I've got like 18 purple mushrooms on my face. At least my hair doesn't smell like shit though."
by Andy Felterbush January 12, 2010
a bomber plane which cant be detected by noraml means ( for example radar and sonar) -- it is stealth-ed
by chael March 5, 2003
When you don't pay attention or even talk to a girl at all the whole night at a party, and then after words you bang her.
At the party Jorge scouted out a hot blonde, but failed to even initiate a conversation with her the whole night. After the party came to a conclusion he texted her and she went home with him. The rest was history. She was a victim of the stealth bomber!
by rssss51 October 21, 2009
When you shit a floater into the toilet's hole under water, it rises to the roof, and you think WTF when you don't see it.
Chris: Dude, I took a hard shit yesterday, and when I looked into the toilet I didn't see anything.
Jared: What?
Chris: ....till I flushed it and saw that stealth bomber float up.
Jared: What?
Chris: ....till I flushed it and saw that stealth bomber float up.
by Nymphetamine2791 February 17, 2010