A regular Facebook user who specializes in making statuses that get a ton of likes. This person spends at least 1 hour per day thinking of, and producing, multiple "witty" or "cute" Facebook statuses in order to get the satisfaction of 20 or more likes. After a while, the Statustician begins to accumulate regular "likers" - people who will like the status no matter what it is about. In addition, the statustician will "like" every positive comment on their status and delete any negative ones.
Sam: Wow did you see emily's status last night?
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
Jeremy: Yeah, it got like 50 likes, and it wasn't even that good of a status.
Sam: What a Statustician...
by cohencock November 11, 2011
Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.
Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?
Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!
Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!
by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009
A person skilled in statusry.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
Characterized by their postage of insightful, helpful, or valuable status updates on facebook.
That girl just summarized the major trends of F. Scott Fitzgerald's works in just a sentence, with proper and clear grammar. What a statustician!
by Astrapto May 16, 2011
by bob October 16, 2003
by jimi Haha December 17, 2010
my status as defined by standard statustician definition i.e.:
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent
perpetually single
serial monogomist
hopelessly co-dependent
by tonyb November 11, 2003
by MedicalMatt August 10, 2010