post traumatic status disorder 

The sense of anxiety one feels after posting a new status to one's Facebook timeline. Generally induced by the fear the status won't garner enough Likes, won't be seen by the right people, or doesn't properly craft one's image.

Michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at The French Laundry only got 7 Likes.

post traumatic status disorder by Mattfouz October 1, 2013

Post Dramatic Status Disorder 

a condition in teenagers and college students characterized by posting statuses on social networking websites directly after something dramatic happens in order to get attention from friends

Once the earthquake hit, the whole class got under their desks except for Stefani who tweeted it out to all her followers. Her Post Dramatic Status Disorder cost her life.

Post Dramatic Status Disorder by JaMarko November 25, 2011

Status Postilepticus 

When someone is triggered and begins to post impulsively out of anger and emotion.

*Closely related to "Status Epilepticus" (different electronic devices and platform (s) )

Michael became upset over a post and began typing his responses frenetically and fanatically, in full blown Status Postilepticus.

Status Postilepticus by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019

United States Postal Service 

The Mafia in little white trucks.

and everyone thinks im crazy..

United States Postal Service by iRiShREPUBLICANarmy January 27, 2004

United States Postal Service 

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.

I think I'll use the united states postal service.

United States Postal Service by Leen2223 June 16, 2016