stati

A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.

"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious"
"Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."

by grammarvigilante October 21, 2009

-noun
pl. of status. similar to fungi (pl. of fungus) and hippopotami (pl. of hippopotamus).

dude: fat kid & mo, what's your stati?

fat kid & mo: we doin' stuff.

by Sally P. January 27, 2011

The accepted plural form of the word status on Facebook.

A: What are you doing at that computer all this time?
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook

by one4jmu July 10, 2010

Hey Bill how many Stati can this Project have?

by Glenn Powell March 22, 2006

staties

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

by ike August 15, 2004

I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.

by hogman September 12, 2005

Some statie pulled me over last night... He was a wicked asshole.

by JaJaJaJade June 30, 2006