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A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.
"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious"
"Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."
by grammarvigilante October 20, 2009
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The term "statis" has several meanings. All of them good, however. It is a term used to describe someone who is either wealthy, popular with women, famous, or anything else that is deemed "cool".

The word "statis" was created sometime in late 1999 or early 2000. The word was created by a man known as the "BSHT", or "Big Shot Hollywood Tycoon".

However, the reason this term still lives on to this day, is due to one man by the name of Michael J.K. He is often referred to as "The Korean Pop Sensation". He is the individual responsible for popularizing the term.

The term is very popular today. It is mostly used in Los Angeles, but it is used in other parts of the country as well. Apparently, the word is even being used by some people in Harvard University. The word has even reached Asia, and is a very popular term in Seoul, Korea. It has also reached countries such as Japan, China, Russia, India, Bangladesh, Germany, France, Lithuania, Brasil, Mexico, Argentina, and Canada.

The word shows no sign of slowing down, as it only continues to become even more and more popular today.
"You definately have your statis now."

"You have all the statis."

"I need to get my statis."

"That chick is trying too hard to get her statis."
by KPS December 25, 2004
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The plural form for Facebook status updates.
'I think they're taking this bro-fight too far.'

'Agreed. I didn't realize their stati weren't joking until they got into a legit fight last night.'
by No.Scurvy September 26, 2009
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The accepted plural form of the word status on Facebook.
A: What are you doing at that computer all this time?
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook
by one4jmu July 10, 2010
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-noun
pl. of status. similar to fungi (pl. of fungus) and hippopotami (pl. of hippopotamus).
dude: fat kid & mo, what's your stati?

fat kid & mo: we doin' stuff.
by Sally P. January 27, 2011
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Lots of different random statuses in social networking sites such as Facebook by friends who never make much sense but make you laugh anyway
Oh have you seen Bing's wall today? Loads of random Stati as usual!
by Rosy Darling September 15, 2012
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The term used for when facebook users put an "is" before their status even if it's grammatically incorrect or makes no sense whatsoever.
Example of a Statis:

Jason's is HAD SO MUCH FUN AT SARAH'S BDAY JAM!

Kendra is my new snowboard is sweett!!!

Jamal is OMG
by Tixter108 April 05, 2009
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