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Starched 

Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.
fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.
Starched by TheJDH November 7, 2016

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.
Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starched Sock 

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.
Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!
Starched Sock by Big Chimper July 7, 2003
Heavily starched and creased jeans.
man my starchies could split a melon in half.
Starchies by x August 24, 2004

Starcher 

"hey man dont fuck with a Starcher, you'll probably get ur ass beat"
Starcher by commonthug February 20, 2009

Stanchesterrrrr 

stanchester is place were the first day u go back there’s multiple fights and trackstars too stop it. I definitely recommend this school lovely place to put your child in
Stanchesterrrrrs means multiple birds and the bees 🕺
Stanchesterrrrr by mrs syndrome September 6, 2021