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Staple's Fallacy 

The idea that people need to be compelled to not be pieces of shit. This is built on the assumption that people are shitty by nature, ie Madison vs. Monroe and the federalist papers. This fallacy provides a way of passing judgement on others for their assumptions or opinions, and contributes disagreeable assumptions/opinions to an over-generalization that is based on geographic location. The fact that it is just geographic location that determines a person's assumptions or opinions shows how over-generalized this idea is, which in turn makes it a fallacy.
he emphasized Staple's Fallacy when he said that they are stupid and ignorant because they come from an underdeveloped part of the world.

bachelor's staple 

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.
I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!

staple sauce 

1. Sauce comprised entirely of staples consumed and enjoyed by "What's-Her-Face" character from "Teen Girl Squad" series, episode 9, at www.homestarrunner.com. This occurs after "Cheerleader" is run over by "Crazy Learner's Permit Girl". Staple Sauce is immortalized by Strong Bad in an unnamed song presumed to be called, "Best Friends Squad".

Staple sauce is suggested to be eaten in quantities of "heaping bowls". Staple sauce may cause death, which it did to "What's-Her-Face".
Strong Bad: "What's-Her-Face eats staple sauce, a heaping bowl of staple sauce."
staple sauce by rtblechner December 9, 2008

pimp's stable 

A hoe/group of hoes a Pimp owns that he uses to make money. Usually containing one to ten hoes. All of which can be kept at one location.
Yo man, what kind of bitches do you want? This Pimp's Stable is full of em.
pimp's stable by Stack-Attack November 2, 2013
A place or point of reference that is frequently visited and enjoyed by a specific individual or individuals due to their consistently positive experience. Ones "go- to" hangout.
Based off the money and time she has spent at Ulta over the years as well as the amount of redeemable award points she has accumulated on her loyalty card,, it's clear that Ulta is definitely a staple in her shopping routine
Staple by Mama D December 1, 2016

Staple Karma 

When your trying to fire staples at someone and the stapler shuts on your own hand.
Colin "Dude that's what you get for trying to fire staples at me"

Emily "That's total staple karma"
Staple Karma by eflahe/cgresh June 16, 2011