Sandwell college 

A place where individuals with IQs lower then that of the national standard come to meet up and smoke the mary jane every SINGLE day. Arguably the 'baitest' college in the midlands and the whole country due to how mediorce the people who go there is. No one has a future coming here and any anyone who does come here is bound to slave away their time to starbucks for all eternity.

- stoner haven
- crackhead every 2 metres
- 1000 bossmans
- sketty girls who throw their pum to anyone who wears a tracksuit
- exceptionally unattractive gyal
- wannabe roadmen

- feds turn up every single day

zack: yo do you think about sandwell college
joe: heard the girls there lick the cum off guys dick, hold it in their mouth and kiss their 'bf'

zack: oh hell no !!

Sandwell college by slipz67 June 16, 2022

Stairwell Inspector

1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.

Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!

Stairwell Inspector by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010

La Yohda Stasella 

The best way to close an email.

Does not really mean anything but it sounds cool.

In reference to La Jodasoh Steana and El Psy Kongroo, it was featured in Steins;Gate 0.

Used primarily by weebs to let each other know they are weebs in the must subtle way, in the most professional settings.

Hi Paul,

The report #14 for project Z is attached in this email.

Have a great day.

La Yohda Stasella,

Christian K.

La Yohda Stasella by Tsukuyomi_Z November 2, 2020

stairwelling 

The act of having an illicit encounter with a hot coworker in the only private place available in the office building: the stairwell. Usually includes fluorescent lighting, strange noises from exposed pipes, and the risk of being discovered by other stairwellers. Can be very romantic despite these characteristics, depending on the parties in attendance.

"Now that we've finished discussing that project, let's move on to more pleasant topics ... I brought some supplies for our stairwelling this afternoon - wine, strawberries, and the Government Code (so our time will still be billable)."

"Sounds good. Which floor would you like to meet on?"

"How about 7, since it is a magical number, and stairwelling with you is sure to be a magical time."

stairwelling by Little Miss Naughty May 31, 2005

Sandwell academy 

Sandwell academy is full of comedians. Sandwell academy is a very strict school and people there get punished for minor things like drawing inappropriate stuff. You can even get sent home for chewing gum

We hate sandwell academy

Sandwell academy by holly smith.x December 11, 2019

sandwell academy 

The biggest shithole in Sandwell 😬The local residency of idiotic teachers and a head teacher who resembles a pigeon. They employ their fair share of bitches and pedos who cannot teach. The year 10’s are all dirty skets and the year 11’s are currently stuck up their own arse. The sixth form block resembles hell, nothing else to it. Deserves to be demolished, a disturbing place to be.

Sandwell academy is a shithole

sandwell academy by Yourlocalspakka December 11, 2019

Stairwellian 

The clinically insane inhabitants of a Stairwell, hell bent on chaos, anarchy, and the pursuit of Root beer.

Founded in 2003 at a Bear Creek High school, the Stairwellians main habitat is in a Stairwell. They strive to be different, with a passion like no other. They may be a friendly grouping of clinically insane people, but if upset with there surroundings they may perform a ritual known only as a Stairwellian Rebellian. The daily lives of a Stairwellian is to meet in the morning outside there stairwell, then proceeding to salute and hug each other they proceed to be late for class. The Stairwellians meet once again at lunch period where they talk and discuss various events during the day. Once again after proceeding to class late, they meet outside the stairwell at the conclusion to the day and bid there farewells. The ideal food for a Stairwellian is raw cookie dough and root beer, also an occasional Hump Day Buffet. Please be forewarned when approaching a Stairwellian, for there is a high probability of being hugged and/or licked.

Oh my, there goes one of those Stairwellians.

The Kid's in the stairwell, there the stairwellians.

Stairwellian by CrimsonBlood March 6, 2005