The ultimate gay insult! Calling someone a 'sandwell' is the worst possible insult!
by David987654321 January 4, 2008
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A place where individuals with IQs lower then that of the national standard come to meet up and smoke the mary jane every SINGLE day. Arguably the 'baitest' college in the midlands and the whole country due to how mediorce the people who go there is. No one has a future coming here and any anyone who does come here is bound to slave away their time to starbucks for all eternity.

- stoner haven
- crackhead every 2 metres
- 1000 bossmans
- sketty girls who throw their pum to anyone who wears a tracksuit
- exceptionally unattractive gyal
- wannabe roadmen

- feds turn up every single day
zack: yo do you think about sandwell college
joe: heard the girls there lick the cum off guys dick, hold it in their mouth and kiss their 'bf'

zack: oh hell no !!
by slipz67 June 16, 2022
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Sandwell academy is full of comedians. Sandwell academy is a very strict school and people there get punished for minor things like drawing inappropriate stuff. You can even get sent home for chewing gum
by holly smith.x December 11, 2019
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The biggest shithole in Sandwell 😬The local residency of idiotic teachers and a head teacher who resembles a pigeon. They employ their fair share of bitches and pedos who cannot teach. The year 10’s are all dirty skets and the year 11’s are currently stuck up their own arse. The sixth form block resembles hell, nothing else to it. Deserves to be demolished, a disturbing place to be.
by Yourlocalspakka December 11, 2019
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your typical uk highschool except the teachers are smoked in the head and will give you negatives for asking for a pencil. u can also get sent home for chewing gum
sandwell academy is not a shithole i promise
by serwinte December 30, 2022
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SHITTEST PLACE AROUND. DO NOT GO THERE. its practically a prison. almost all the teachers are fucking idiots and you'll get sent home for literally nothing.
by carpetsock October 10, 2021
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