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stank dis bad ting up 

wat you should do at parties.. you know..
Hey everyone let's put on Oprah and stank dis bad ting up!!

Stand Up 

You say this to someone who needs to get their shit together. Usually referred to someone who is still not over their ex, but can be used in other circumstances when they need to cut the shit.
“I know he’s an awful person but I feel like it would work out

“Girl stand up”
Stand Up by anonymous February 8, 2023

Stand-up Philosopher

A Comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in Mel Brook's 'History of the World Part 1.'
B. Arthur "Occupation?"

Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"

B Arthur: "What?"

Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."

B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"

Stack up or fuck off 

Similar to ‘ Come and take it’. It’s an invitation for the individual person(s) who doesn’t like guns to attempt a seizure of the guns owned by the user of the phrase, in essence, ‘either do something or shut the fuck up’
“We’re coming for your guns, those don’t belong in society”, “ If you want them so bad then why don’t you stack up or fuck off”

Stand-up Drive-through 

Nickname for the Walgreen’s drive-through because the techs that work there are always tired but wired, look pathetically stressed out and are neurotic.
Let’s have a drink then head for the Stand-up Drive-through to get our pills.

stand up surprise

Noun. A person who appears to be of average weight and size based on their face and upper body but who has an ENORMOUS lower half. The term comes from meeting someone at a table and speaking with them for a while thinking that they are a slender person (based on the face and upper body) but then getting a surprise when they stand up from the table and you see their large lower half for the first time - hence... "stand up surprise". The top/bottom differential must be extreme to count as a stand up surprise.
"I was flirting with this girl all night long and I thought she was such a skinny babe, but when she stood up from the table I saw that she had a HUGE ass. She was such a stand up surprise."
stand up surprise by Axxxl November 10, 2008