A Comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in Mel Brook's 'History of the World Part 1.'
B. Arthur "Occupation?"
Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"
B Arthur: "What?"
Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."
B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"