guy that stalks kids outside of school 

He's creepy as hell and you should not go close to him. He will probably kidnap and do some weird shit to you. He's an interesting fellow. But that's just life I guess. :D

Kid 1: Hey, who that guy over there.
Kid 2: Oh, he's just the guy that stalks kids outside of school. He kidnaps kids.
Kid 1: Oh, is that what happened to Kid 3.
Kid 2: Sadly, yes. I haven't saw him ever since.
Kid 1: Well, he's probably dead.
Kid 2: Well shit.

guy that stalks kids outside of school by pink testicles January 25, 2021

eye stalks 

Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.

I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.

eye stalks by Purple Gurl March 6, 2011

stalky stalks 

A stalking so bad that it requires the intervention of the law and/or other authorities.

Poor woman declared her love for him and wouldn't leave him alone. It's so creepy that he called the police. She's definitely got a mild case of the stalky stalks.

stalky stalks by MrT-maybe January 26, 2022

Sasquatch Stalks 

A girl's unshaven hairy legs.

"Girl, spread open 'dem Sasquatch Stalks and lemme nut on 'dat fun hole."

Sasquatch Stalks by Sean/Ryan March 10, 2008

Side Bitch Stalker 

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.

Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

Side Bitch Stalker by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018

Meechie Stacks 

Rapper/Producer/Author Meechie Racks. The Goat he has his own Video games he was on MTV and BET billboards. Has done millions of streams and views on all platforms a true legend from Cincinnati Ohio

Meechie Stacks just dropped a new song with no sounds at all wtf

Meechie Stacks by Sammythemammys November 23, 2021

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

Cabbage Patch Stalker by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009