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Stalinist 

Someone who upholds the USSR under Stalin's leadership as an appropriate and desirable model for society today. Those who believe in Stalin generally don't identify themselves as Stalinist, they instead call themselves Marxist-Leninist, but they believe Stalin accurately applied the teachings of Marx and Lenin. Modern Stalinist are recognized for their rejection of, what they label as, bourgeoise propaganda, against Stalin, and their constant conflict with other Stalinist over who is truly following his line.
Steve: Yo, Amy seems cool and all, but when she's looking me in the eyes I get a creeping feeling she's plotting something.

Me: She's a Stalinist, bro. She IS up to something. Look out!
Stalinist by ItChOgUrlTaSha March 5, 2012
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stalinist purge 

A complete and utter eradication of undesirable contents
I just finished a stalinist purge of my facebook friends and exiled the shitty ones to myspace.
stalinist purge by clusterphobic September 11, 2011

Stalinity 

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.
These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!
Stalinity by Jerkson October 1, 2010

stalinites 

Modern foot soldiers of Marxist ideologies that burn, pillage, loot and attack everything that offends their world view
We should avoid that crowd of stalinites that is burning down that statue.
stalinites by Ofashea October 6, 2020

stalinist 

1. Someone who thinks they have all the answers.
2. Someone who tells you do what they say, but not what they do.
3. People who think that they should be able to tell everyone else how to live.
4. Someone who would be happy to KILL you if you disagree with them.
SEE: Hilary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Any News Anchor from ABC,CBS, NBC, CNN, BBC, CBC, et al
Hilary will institute the Gulag system in America if she is elected, just like her Stalinist Hero's
stalinist by tightasafishesass April 30, 2006

Stalinist purges 

The final evolutionary form, i.e. the final evolutionary stage, of modern American cancel culture
When you don't want to live under Stalin or the Stalinist purges, please read George Orwell's 1984 or Martin Niemoëller's When they came for the communists

Stalinism Anarchocapitalism 

Stalinism Anarchocapitalism (Also know as Stancapism or Stancap) is a political theory that supports an authoritarian state that provides individual and market freedom for all citzens and the state is the main provider of private iniciative.
On stalinism anarchocapitalism, the state is free and the market is authoritarian.