stache

A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.

by Justin August 15, 2003

Stached

The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.

That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.

by Reprac42 November 3, 2011

Staching

the practice of placing mustaches on items in public places.

"see that mannequin over there, I'm gonna stache it"
"let's go staching in this shop"

by themysteriousstache December 17, 2013

stache

a moustache.

one a dude's face.

by Scarlett June 13, 2004

Stache

Something that is wicked cool, beyond uber sweetness. Something that is so cool that there is nothing to describe it except the word Stache.

That man is so stache!

Today was the stachiest day in my life!

by Jinglebells April 8, 2006

Stache

1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.

2. Something that needs to stop.

3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.

Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.

by BIRDMAN. November 5, 2005

The Stache

A man with an extremely cool mustache. That's all.

Tyler: Dude, I have like no facial hair!
Chad: Well duh... who do you think you are? The Stache???

by Aly-c October 23, 2009