Stoners creed 

Stoners...are a group people who get high together.(we are not that group that gets so high we lie cheat kill and steal to get high if your doing any of that your a fuck up not a stoner)..stoners are seekers..we are on some kind of journey...and seeking others that understand us..we figure our motto let's get high and gain some knowledge from one another..we like to chill..and be accepted we are family..even if we only meet once..we have one common in common..
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust

Stoners creed an unspoken oath of silence forever and ever

Stoners creed by PRETTY IN COPPER February 5, 2017

stonerstition 

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.

<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

stonerstition by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011

Stoners United 

A group of the most opinionated, amazing, chill, aggressive, hungry, caring, back talking, bong ripping & joint hitting stoners in the whole world.

Also known as SU.

Lighter flick Stoners United.
Rdy SU?

Stoners United by Summer Leena April 11, 2009

stoners

good people who dont have to escape drugs by turning to reality

Cheers to stoners everywhere

stoners by BMW February 18, 2004

Stoners Luck

When you lose your money in a super sketch deal. Usually happens with stoners bc were all too lazy to remember where our cash is. Can also be good like finding a stash weeks later.

"Yeah mannnn it sucks. I was gonna get a 40 sac this weekend but my money just fuckin left."
"that sucks, haha stoners luck man"

"whoa dude, i just found my 60 from last may!!! Hooray for stoners luck!"

Stoners Luck by "_" Stoned February 22, 2009

baby stoners

teenagers who have only recently taken up smoking (pot)- not full-blown potheads, but on their way. used either endearingly or scornfully

baby stoners by lauren September 2, 2003

Golden Rule for Stoners 

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

Golden Rule for Stoners by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011