stonership 

To assign or take responsibility for something knowing it will either be not done or totally fucked up.

Dude, you were supposed to pick us up at SFO not the Oakland Airport. What happened?
I know, I take complete stonership for that.

OK, which of us will take stonership for driving tonight?

stonership by DontAskMeIJustGotHereMyself April 24, 2010

stonership 

a stonership is a special friendship that two people have together that get along like a house on fire whilst stoned. You two want get stoned together at the same time and want to do exactly the same thing together whilst stoned. You both want to mong out together when you're in the 'mong' frame of stoned, you both want to go on totally awsome adventures together when in the 'i love you' frame of stoned, you both want to dance and run and sing and LALALA whilst in the 'high-per' frame of stoned, and so on. This stonership will last a life time.

"i love you man, this is the best stonership i ever had, dont leave me man"

"dude, if we cant get past, can we get.. future" - "omg man"

"THIS IS FUCKING EPIC"

stonership by HanLamb February 22, 2013

stonerstition 

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.

<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

stonerstition by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011

stonerstition 

Portmanteau of the words "stoner" and "superstition". A rumor about something that concerns drug use or drug law that isn't true.

Dave: "Hey Ralph, did you know that you can smoke pot in front of the police in Russia?"
Ralph: "Dude, that's not true. That's just a stonerstition."
Ralph: "Did you hear about this IV injectable form of hash oil being developed?"
Dave: "Now YOU'RE the one being stonerstitious!"

stonerstition by Squeecme May 13, 2011

Stonerchickk 

Stonerchickk is this chick who loves stoneing infidel

"That girl is such a stonerchickk"

Stonerchickk by stonerchickk February 18, 2019

Stonerskin 

when you smoke weed or cigarettes too much as a teen and sometimes adult, your skin gets totally fucked up and full of pimply unattractive madness. Still, its kind worth it.

1- yeah, he would be hotter if he didnt have stonerskin.

Stonerskin by Aidsan December 12, 2010

stonerchip 

this is a word used to call someone who loves a fat smoke but can never afford it , loves to say “smoke a fat jabba kid”

he tells everyone he’s not addicted but can’t go more than 10 mins without a fat jabba

a stonerchip is someone we can all relate to but may not need in our lives as he owes everyone money.

stonerchip-ay lad think you can give me a 3.5 on tik till thursday

plug-nah lad you owe me £60 already

stonerchip by localcrackpot October 25, 2023