St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

St Nick dick by TreeWeezel October 4, 2011

Dirty St. Nick

To shit in a girls shoe. Usually done while sneaking out after a one night stand.

Dave slept with an ugly girl, but gave her a Dirty St. Nick before he snuck out.

Dirty St. Nick by Cajun King October 23, 2008

The Dirty St. Nick 

When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.

Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"

Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"

Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".

The Dirty St. Nick by Ed K75 February 21, 2009

St. Nick 

The big fat white jolly man known as St. Nick.

Another name for Santa is St. Nick.

St. Nick by Fr33babyd March 14, 2016

The St. Nick 

On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on top of your best friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.

Hey Jerry I'm really pissed you pulled "The St. Nick" on me last night.

The St. Nick by Bot1234198 April 19, 2021