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The act of using ones pinky to anally stimulate a large, gay man into a state of frenzied orgasm while simultaneously licking the man's tweenis area.
Ralph: Has anyone seen Mitch lately?

Donnie: No i have not seen Mitch.

Ralph: I bet he is somewhere trying to Soloff another dude.

Donnie: Yeah, that just screams Mitch.
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sploffer 

When air leaves your nostrils at a noticeably faster degree.
He had a light sploffer upon viewing an incorrectly used meme.
"Sloff" is a slang term originating in Scotland. It can be used in many ways, similar to "Beast"

It can be used as both an insult and a compliment.

"Sloff" can be used to describe someone who:

1. has attained legendary status

2. Is acting like a twat/wanker/idiot

3. someone who is good at a particular thing.

4. A common variant is "Bush sloff" which means sneaky or sly.
1. "Did you hear about Jim drinking a bottle of Jager in under an hour? Yeah! What a Sloff!"

2. "My wife's on her period, she's being a complete fucking Sloff."

3. "Vladimir over there is a proper sloff at jiu jitsu."

4. "Holy shit! Where the hell did you come from ya sloff!?"
Sloff by The Sloff December 17, 2011
Someone who sits/lays around in an extremely lazy fashion. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
We were trying to go to the party, but John was such a scloff and wouldn't get off the couch.

He smoked way too much and ended up scloffing on the bed for the rest of the night.
Scloff by The Lima Bean Team June 12, 2011
A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny
That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.
sploff by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

sploffage 

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it
I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.
sploffage by Arti Hali November 8, 2005