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"Sloff" is a slang term originating in Scotland. It can be used in many ways, similar to "Beast"

It can be used as both an insult and a compliment.

"Sloff" can be used to describe someone who:

1. has attained legendary status

2. Is acting like a twat/wanker/idiot

3. someone who is good at a particular thing.

4. A common variant is "Bush sloff" which means sneaky or sly.
1. "Did you hear about Jim drinking a bottle of Jager in under an hour? Yeah! What a Sloff!"

2. "My wife's on her period, she's being a complete fucking Sloff."

3. "Vladimir over there is a proper sloff at jiu jitsu."

4. "Holy shit! Where the hell did you come from ya sloff!?"
Sloff by The Sloff December 17, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
I have 3 months to sloff my jackass boyfriend before the new year.
sloff by tepic August 1, 2014
Related Words
Sloff iz the way Sid The SLoff from the movie ice age says "Sloth"
Manny: Wuts ur name
Sid: hi my names sid the sloff
Sloff by Sloff April 25, 2009
A caring, kind, and relatable significant other. One that is into you and doesn’t ever seem like they are never going to let you go. Typically in a relationship involving two men, sloff is a word that means your forever partner.
I love you, my sloff! I will take care of you forever until the end of time.
Sloff by Beeb_0204 April 25, 2021

Slopfest 

A muddy mess fest of games involving massive amounts of water and mud. Mud sports (ie football), obstacle course, pig sty, mud pits.
We dug up the field, with a firehose we soaked the entire thing and then the Slopfest ensued.
Slopfest by deagan September 21, 2012
to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner
I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.
scoffle by bosscw March 10, 2011
Adj. Having such extreme a quality of softness that even the letter "t" is too hard to be included in its very spelling.
Homie, your chest was so soff last night; no homo.
Soff by CarbLover89 May 2, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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