Scloff 

Someone who sits/lays around in an extremely lazy fashion. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

We were trying to go to the party, but John was such a scloff and wouldn't get off the couch.

He smoked way too much and ended up scloffing on the bed for the rest of the night.

Scloff by The Lima Bean Team June 12, 2011

scloff 

Is a term used to describe someone who has wound you up to the point where you can't think of a sensible insult and therefore start making up your own words.

Lapta> Lone you idiot hahaha.
Lone> Lapta you're a scloff

scloff by MirRevengeLone August 7, 2009

sclaff 

When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.

"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"

sclaff by MxLongDong March 24, 2023

scoffle 

to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner

I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.

scoffle by bosscw March 10, 2011

Global warming scoffers 

A small group of people who say that there is no global warming.Which is similar to when in history the news came out that there smoking causes cancer and there was a small group of people who said it didn't and who were supported by the cigarette companies.
The world has a choice it can believe the scientific communityand work to stop it or those global warming scoffers till it's too late.

Global warming scoffers are crackpots.

Global warming scoffers by Deep blue 2012 February 14, 2010

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

scoffnosh 

The act of a student coming home to the parents house and consuming a tonne of shite in the first 15 minutes

I'm going back to the parents for a scoffnosh

scoffnosh by Aldoggu October 19, 2018