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shitvers 

The quivers that start when you have a really huge shit on deck, and you've been holding it in for way too long. Shitvers usually result in explosive diarrhea and/or soiled britches.
1. When I got the shitvers at the beginning of the date, I knew it wasn't going to end well.

2. Karen: "Did you just get the chills?"
Bill: "No, that was the shitvers. There were no empty port-o-johns at the concert and I had to hold it. We need to stop at a gas station, fast, or I'm going to unload in your passenger seat..."
shitvers by Turtle Toot March 29, 2010
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Shitvertising 

Shit-vertising
/ˈşįťvətʌɪzɪŋ/
noun
the activity or profession of producing horrendus advertisements by incompotent idiots for trashy corporations.
Agencies are too expensive, we can pay a freelancer..or do it in-house.
Thus...shitvertising
Shitvertising by Ahmids December 20, 2021
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Shitvette 

1. A Corvette that is in poor shape.

2. A Chevette.

3. Any car that is a klunker.
1.

"Ron said he drives a Corvette."

"Ha. More like a Shitvette. It is a total junker, all rusted out and dented."

2.

"In the 1980s I was delivering pizzas for a living and had to drive a klunky hatchback, a Chevrolet Shitvette."

3.

"Look at that total klunker."

"Yeah, what a Shitvette that is."
Shitvette by PMax February 12, 2008

shitvenge 

to get revenge on someone for something they did to you or a friend by shitting on them or their property
bully: bullies me

me: Sneaks into his house and shits on him

bully: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

me: Just getting my shitvenge
shitvenge by Hehe I cheated June 4, 2021
a way of telling someone that what they are doing is correct
Srite bitch, you best be steppin
srite by Trevbo July 13, 2004

Shitveyor Belt 

The act of continuous eating at a pace where there is a constant supply of food throughout the entire digestive system. This produces a conveyor belt like effect where food constaly enters the mouth, and shit constantly leaves the anus in a seemingly endless stream. This feat is very difficult to pull off and is only attempted by the bravest of souls.
Whoa he's doing the shitveyor belt! Theres an endless supply of shit coming out of his ass!!
Shitveyor Belt by EagleRyder July 28, 2016
attractive,superstar, god of thunder
Best and next tom cruise
he is such a srithej.
Srithej by wasde May 31, 2021