squort 

Similar to squirt, but involving the expulsion of a thick or nasty liquid, generally from the asshole.

After he took the stick shift out of his asshole, he squorted all over the front seat of the car.

squort by hobopalooza September 29, 2008

Squort 

A noise that is in between a squeak and a snort, often in suprise and enjoyment. Often loud it can disturb nearby people if they do not know what the reason for Squorting is.

"I made her squort every night, made her parents bang on her bedroom wall"

"*Squort*"
"What was that noise about?"
"Don't worry I was only squorting, do not be alarmed"

Squort by Brian ;) April 15, 2010

squort 

A squat so good it makes you squirt.

"I Just Squorted At The Gym. I've Never Felt So Good In My Life. 10/10 Would Recomend!"

squort by Mr.Schlecko June 18, 2023

Squirtmaster 

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

Squirtmaster by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

bean water squirts 

Another name for a coffee enema

Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.

bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Squirt juice

It's something that only me and Christian make so if you wanna make it with him or me FUCK OFF

Christian: You wanna make squirt juice at 9?
Me: Bet😩

Squirt juice by Emma ligma July 20, 2019

squirtistics 

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021