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double-sided dutch squirtfest 

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When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...
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Chocolate Squirties 

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A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop
I love chocolate squirties
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Squirtle Squad

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The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.
Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!
Squirtle Squad by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012
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Squirtle 

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A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.
Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!
Squirtle by ClownPrncGming October 19, 2018
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squirtle 

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This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.
1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*
squirtle by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010
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Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff? 

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Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.
Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU
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