New Zealand slang for getting fucked (sexually).
Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.
by robbie March 10, 2005
when you post in a forum and notice after your submission that someone has been faster than you and squeezed in just above your reply
(edit: damn, got squirreled again by IwasFaster123)
by Cruncher February 08, 2006
stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.
I gave that bitch a vicodin and instead of eating it she squirreled it for later.
by genextrovert February 14, 2006
Getting completely distracted midstream from a task, project or conversation, usually by something unrelated, ridiculous or shiny. Derived from the scenes of the talking dog from Disney's Pixar movie UP!
"Hey did you finish looking over that presentation that's due tomorrow?"
"OMG, no, I got totally squirreled!"
by AuntieArte May 15, 2013
The cleaner definition is to be distracted in an impulsive or ADD-esque manner, much like that dog in the movie UP.
My nephew had my aunt squirreled at Wal-mart today by all the goodies he was looking at
by thatoneguynamed_will December 05, 2009
After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.
Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!
by zostron3030 March 13, 2008
Holiday Life where Cat Naps are encouraged and necessary. The Global World through the Eyes of a Cat Named Squirrel. It's a happy, furry, relaxing place; where cat naps are encouraged and you experience Global Jetset Life to the fullest!
MC: If you were voted Ms. Global JetSet what would you do for the Squirreled?
Candidate: If I were voted Ms. Global JetSet I would fight for Squirreled Peace and I believe in power of The Squirreled Wide Web to make this a reality.
by Prozic December 13, 2005

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