squirrel nutz 

Literally a guy with nutz the size of a squirrel's... Too scared to pull the trigger.

Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?

Rod: Yeah

Brock: Total smokeshow.

Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.

Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.

Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.

squirrel nutz by akarod September 1, 2009

SquirrelNutz 

Iowa dwelling person ; plays a lot of CS and Warcraft III, often chats on MSN and MIRC. Master at any game he plays, and keeps it real with the ladies.

SquirrelNutz, sex me up you animal!

SquirrelNutz by SquirrelNutz June 6, 2004

squirrelnutz 

A dirty old farmer from Iowa who cannot keep his damn mouth shut. He often fucks up other's nicks.

See pug

(a small, weak person that talks shit, but never does anything)

stfu squirrelnutz, you fucking talk too much.

squirrelnutz by FuQ June 30, 2004

squirrelnut 

when your girl eat your nuts like a squirrel

damnnn man she's a squirrelnut

squirrelnut by xxxxkaire_xx January 16, 2022