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Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Baby night squirrel 

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.
This bar is full of baby night squirrels.
Furry little rodents that dig holes in your lawn and property; such as moles, gophers, groundhogs and rabbits.
Originated from Plants Vs. Zombies/2009.
"It's just like hunting squirbos." -Crazy Dave
Squirbo by vDubbbz15 March 12, 2020

lovely bit of squirrel 

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.
*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Squirrel Pack

The thing in front of the left handed scissors.
Coach: "Chris, get the left handed scissors!"
Chris: "Where are they?"
Coach: "Behind the squirrel pack!"
Squirrel Pack by CodyDV October 27, 2010