A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.

Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.

Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.

L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!
by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009
Top Definition
a salutation used most oftenly towards bredrens, and those of close relation
"what up my squire?"
by detox May 03, 2003
A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.
Morning squire, are we winning today?
G'day squire, how are you going today?
by brentjigga March 25, 2012
A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.
Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.

That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.
by ChickenRidge August 13, 2013
A very large and extremely stench-loaded crap of power
person a: Hey guys i woulden't hit the bathroom anytime soon i just dropped a massive squire

person b: *cannot reply, throat is clogged with squire fumes*
by ww+ss December 10, 2010
Someone who is seen as the bitch among the group. Someone who tries to act like other people in order to look cool. funny, or however they want to appear. Squires are seen as a nuisance and should not be tolerated. Squires are seen as insigniicant in society because they don't bring anything to the situation. They are useless.
"My style never gets tired or wants to retire, so fuck all of you squires." -Chase Cormier
by 11ccormier December 11, 2010
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