squir

a gay person that acts like a squirel fucker;squirel bastard; gay squirel

Matthew Ambler is a squir.

by curt shulyz March 24, 2003

squir

A person that loves to fuck squirrels.
Homosexual.....

Squir would be a good name for Mathew Ambler

by T.M. March 31, 2003

squire

a salutation used most oftenly towards bredrens, and those of close relation

"what up my squire?"

by detox May 4, 2003

Squire

To name a friend when you greet them.

Allright their squire

by The-Squire September 21, 2009

Squired

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

by Parafamily March 29, 2009

Squired

When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.

The missus squired me last night

by tummytank September 9, 2010

Squireing

To Squire . The act of sleeping on a gurney or other such bed in a vehicle while said vehicle is in motion.

I Squired it all the way from town. I was Squireing all the way from town.

by the code 3 club May 1, 2015