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It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...
Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol
by bbstyle81 September 01, 2006
mildly intoxicated, see squiffy
It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend.
by Peter "MILF" Cameron March 08, 2008