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squatfacing 

Verb: To engage in facebook activities while actively using a toilet or lavatory.
I'm squatfacing on my laptop while droppin a deuce.
squatfacing by RZM007 July 23, 2010

squat nazi 

A type of squatter who beleives that their way of life is the only valid one and that all the rest of humanity are clueless, brain-dead cattle. Highly elitist -despite their so-called 'anarchist' pontifications- and extremely cliquey they tend to overlook the fact that everyone has to start somewhere and that if you haven't been a squatter for very long yourself then you aren't worth the waste of their valuable oxygen interacting with you.

More often than not this type of squatter will have come from a moneyed background (see Trustafarian ) and therefore beleive they hold the moral high ground in any argument because they have so thoroughly rejected the trappings of babylon to go live in a disused warehouse on the arse-end of a major city.

Usually fairly inept at any form of useful infrastructure related task to do with the squat (i.e. electrical and plumbing) but highly adept at cracking the place initially and, of course, letting you know just how much of a cunt you are for doing babylon related things like working in a shitty job or paying rent for your living space.

Rare examples of the type usually display other forms of left-leaning nazism such as being a vegan nazi, eco nazi, rainbow nazi etc etc
All i asked him was how long he'd been into squatting buildings and he totally blanked me -what a fucking squat nazi...
squat nazi by dirtysquatter November 11, 2008

squat nazi 

a person or group of squaters who are very selective on who they allow to live in the squat
a squat nazi might not allow some one who uses drugs to stay at their squat or they might not allow someone with differant politics to stay at their squat .
squat nazi by NLR718 June 11, 2006

Squat Nazi 

A type of squatter who beleives that their way of life is the only valid one and that all the rest of humanity are clueless, brain-dead cattle. Highly elitist -despite their so-called 'anarchist' pontifications- and extremely cliquey they tend to overlook the fact that everyone has to start somewhere and that if you haven't been a squatter for very long yourself then you aren't worth the waste of their valuable oxygen interacting with you.

More often than not this type of squatter will have come from a moneyed background (see Trustafarian ) and therefore beleive they hold the moral high ground in any argument because they have so thoroughly rejected the trappings of babylon to go live in a disused warehouse on the arse-end of a major city.

Usually fairly inept at any form of useful infrastructure related task to do with the squat (i.e. electrical and plumbing) but highly adept at cracking the place initially and, of course, letting you know just how much of a cunt you are for doing babylon related things like working in a shitty job or paying rent for your living space.

Rare examples of the type usually display other forms of left-leaning nazism such as being a vegan nazi, eco nazi, rainbow nazi etc etc
If you've ever been to a squat party in any major city (especially, but not exclusively, London) then you'd see exactly what is meant by this entry; squat nazis are not difficult to spot....
Squat Nazi by dirtysquatter November 12, 2008

Squantanious 

Describes the occurrence of an unexpected squant thing or the sudden arrival of a squant person.
A: "What do you know about Kanye West?"
B: "Not much, other than that he is quite the squantanious character."
Squantanious by TheOnlyGarret March 26, 2020

Squatanking 

Squatanking is the underground sport where bear meets man in an epic battle of champions. Simply tie your gooch / taint hair into a tight neat dreadlock and apply the weight. Now get naked in an open space and apply the youghurt. Prepare your legs a shoulder width apart and starting squatting profusely while simultaneously masturbating. For an extra bit of shits and giggles start plucking your anus hair one by one.
I had a killer squatanking session last night