squat tag 

Also known as "squat tag in the asparagus patch";
1. the act of defecating
2. anal sex, especially between homosexual males

"Hey Bill, after this space-docking thing is over with, how's about a little squat tag in the asparagus patch?"

squat tag by Jay Marr October 28, 2006

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch 

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020