squashing

The act of having a 600 pound woman sit on you.

“Jades kinks include squashing, (having her 600 pound girlfriend sit on her and sucking up her burps”

Squash-Mouth

Squash-Mouth: Oh my God look at Dr. Doe. I'm squash mouthing all over him.

by SuzyQ1 May 29, 2017

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails

'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now

by Kylethajit September 28, 2021

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.

“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”