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Squarenuts 

The perpetually unemployed guy at the union hall who never gets off the bench to take a job call.
The endless act of sitting has given him "Squarenuts".
Biff: You'll never guess who I saw at the hall today.
Happy: Not old Squarenuts?
Biff: Yep, has that guy ever worked?
Happy: Hells no.
Biff: Good old Squarenuts.
Squarenuts by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009

Spongeknob squarenuts

A very sexy porno including sponge knob and cheeks
yo dude did you watch Spongeknob squarenuts yet
-Dude I jacked to that shit all night the plot was amazing

SpongeKnob SquareNuts

one of my favorite things to make my friends watch
Tyler: In order to join the cool kids club you have to watch SpongeKnob SquareNuts
Me:Dying with laughter

squarendipity 

Checking in to a location with Foursquare, only to discover that you have friends already there.
In a perfect act of squarendipity, while checking in to the local bar, I found that Jenn and Adam were there as well.
squarendipity by Escotiz June 22, 2011

Squarker 

A small overly loud person who makes excessive horrible noise to the annoyance of there peers
Sonny had to remove his self from the situation before he slotted the squarker
Squarker by Phycobilly12321 January 26, 2014

Squarenis 

An item used to carry around many objects at once.
Hey can you grab my preperation-h? It's just inside my squarenis!
Squarenis by Jeff1964 January 5, 2019