When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunktrumpet'
Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunktrumpet
When you wake up in the middle of the night and your chick (or whoever) is riding your pole without your knowledge or consent. Nice way to wake up but nonetheless that bitch be stealing your nut butter. Damn.
John was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of Rose the dirty spunk thief.
The Sport of Spunk Tag. Participants aim to 'Tag' their opponents with their own 'Spunk' through ejaculatory means. Bonus points are awarded for all manner of Specialised shots including Mouth, Anus and Back of the Knee. Penalties are awarded for accidental urine shooting, penalised players will have to kneel with hands behind their back for a minute of Gametime. Standard Uniform consists of a Team Shirt and Tube Socks. Can either be played in team or free-for-all formats.
Gerard could not believe the tsunami of baby gravy he took after being penalised for a serial pissing offense during a Spunk Tag play.