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spunk trumpet 

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'
Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet
spunk trumpet by Leigh August 1, 2003

Spunk Thief 

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your chick (or whoever) is riding your pole without your knowledge or consent. Nice way to wake up but nonetheless that bitch be stealing your nut butter. Damn.
John was always bleary eyed in the morning due to the despicable actions of Rose the dirty spunk thief.
Spunk Thief by theburner September 8, 2010

spunk trunk 

A larger and more impressive version of the spunkstick.
She nearly passed out when I pulled out the spunk trunk!
spunk trunk by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

Spunk Tag 

The Sport of Spunk Tag. Participants aim to 'Tag' their opponents with their own 'Spunk' through ejaculatory means. Bonus points are awarded for all manner of Specialised shots including Mouth, Anus and Back of the Knee. Penalties are awarded for accidental urine shooting, penalised players will have to kneel with hands behind their back for a minute of Gametime. Standard Uniform consists of a Team Shirt and Tube Socks. Can either be played in team or free-for-all formats.
Gerard could not believe the tsunami of baby gravy he took after being penalised for a serial pissing offense during a Spunk Tag play.
Spunk Tag by Hunter2255 April 24, 2009

spunk tummy

When a fella does so much cock gobbling that they begin to put on weight due to large intakes of man mayo.
Yo nick, you're looking good man. You wanna lay off the pipe though bro you getting one of them spunk tummy's
spunk tummy by Kev McDermott April 5, 2015

Spunk Trumpet 

The turgid, erect male phallus
With a quick thrust his Spunk Trumpet entered her lips and she blew and blew until her undies fell down.
Spunk Trumpet by cleftistecho March 31, 2017