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A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.
by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 04, 2007