A male tweaker who has smoked so much meth that they believes he works at the Krusty krab in a pineapple under the sea, his best friend is a starfish named Patrick.
Hey bro did you see spunbob? He was trying to squeeze his square as n a pair of round pants.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.