spunk rag
An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.
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Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."
Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"
Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."
"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"
Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."
"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
spunk rag by Poison Dart II August 24, 2009
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spunk rag
An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.
"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.
"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.
"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.
spunk rag by the chavez July 1, 2011
fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble
probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!
fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble by Becks69 January 9, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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