33 definitions by mr smith

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Yorkshire is great cos you get a decent pint of beer
But there is only one good drink that tetley's do, and thats tea
by mr smith March 06, 2005
a coon is a black man, same as a wod, nigger
you should see the coons that work at my place
by mr smith March 13, 2005
To play with your self through your trouser pocket
Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?
by mr smith March 08, 2005
a dee dah is a person from Sheffield, S Yorkshire, or a supporter of any of the cities football teams
seen them wednesday bastards, they say Dee Dah and Dat instead of thee thaa and that, stoopid bloody dee dah's
by mr smith March 06, 2005
An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.
I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam
by mr smith March 07, 2005
Some one who is Bozz-eyed
Your a fucking mexidon
"Why do you keep calling me a mexidom"?
Because you have got one eye in Mexborough and the other in Doncaster
by mr smith March 08, 2005
a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on
Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit
by mr smith March 08, 2005

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