Top Definition
An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.
I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam
by mr smith March 07, 2005
3 more definitions
a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.
Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."

Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"

Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."

"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
by Poison Dart II August 23, 2009
a towel or cloth used to wipe off semen after ejaculation.
Dude,you just dried your hair with my spunkrag!
by Kyle January 30, 2005
An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.
"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.

"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.
by the chavez June 30, 2011

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