Spung

The dance one does when they are too drunk or high to wipe their own arse, let alone try to move with any kind of rhythmic coordination.

Related terms: doing the spung, spungin' it, getting your spung on.

Phil: I was so spannered last night!
Dave: No shit bro, check out this video of you trying to dance to Party Rock Anthem!
Phil: I hate that fucking song...
Dave: Really? Because you appear to be SPUNGING your balls off.
Phil: Shit, I'm totally doing the SPUNG.

by Lord Berrigner Furtuvius Butt August 16, 2012

Spung

A Yemirt, Tutorial, Small Man, and/or Small Man Spungus

"Man that Yemirt is such a Spung, lol, bad, gg's."

by Big_Guy_Man March 12, 2021

Spung

Something that is so appalling and terrible that words cannot describe it

That football player is total spung, I hope he gets shot.

by Appocolyptik December 13, 2006

Spung

Male ejaculate.

That bitch swallowed all my spung.

by Scott Sheehan October 10, 2003

spunge

a person who thoroughly enjoys watching shock videos

Joe: have you seen 2girls1cup? that is the shit!
Bob: GET AWAY FROM ME U SPUNGE

by Jonyleeson January 2, 2009

Spung-bungler

The type of guy who jerks himself off and nuts in his own eye like a beee-yach.

That guy, you know, the one who tried to eat his underwear to beat the breathalyzer, he was a real spung - bungler. Fucker got off though.

by Kairan November 17, 2003

Fun Spunge

Somebody who sucks the life blood out of any and all forms of enjoyment expressed by others.

God I'm glad Bex isn't here, it's impossible to have fun around that girl, she's such a fun spunge.

by Jakob lew October 24, 2016